So monday night i was lucky enough to score a ticket to go to citi field. Fast forward to the stadium where i drank a few beers in the parking lot which cost 18 dollars to park. We then approached the stadium and i looked up with amazement at how shea stadium was no longer in this site and this new stadium was standing there in its place. We walked into the stadium and the next logical thing to do was to get another beer.
Did we select Bud, Bud light or Brooklyn Lager like at Shea?
Nope none of the above. Instead there was a beer hut that had 20+ different brands. It was amazing. I chose hoegaarden and was on my way.
We didn't go to our seats til like the 6th inning. There was no need. You could watch from anywhere seeing as there was picnic tables and cup (beer) holders everywhere so we watched from a few different locations. It was an amazing evening at a wonderful place.
The dagger however occurred when the mets lost the game. Obviously this only happened because me and Danilo didn't watch the game together. Last night we did and the Mets won again so it must be a good luck family combo.
In other news... Tomorrow i get my first colonoscopy. I am dreading tonight more than anything else though. I have to take laxatives and what not all night to clean my body out before they go ron jeremy to jenna jameson on my butt hole tomorrow with cameras. I'm pretty sure i'm gonna be ok and it was a fluke thing that occurred but you can never be too safe. Wish me luck as tomorrow morning a camera will boldly go where no camera has gone before.....
My anus.
So what does citi field and my colonoscopy have in common? Not a damn thing.... and i wanna keep it that way.
Braden.....Out!
My Annual Post
12 years ago
A few notes on this here blog.
ReplyDelete1.I found it to be very written, which as you've discovered is really important to my family.
2.I think you'll find that animals are very in tune with our stress and suffering and Danilo will do his darndest to cheer you up. Snuggling and licking and attempting to play with you while you poop through the night.
3.I've been working on a plan to sneak Danilo into the Bills games. We can discuss this closer to the season.
Lastly, enjoy your colonoscopy, it's most likely to be the closest you ever come to making a porno.
oops that's supposed to be well written, unlike my comment apparently.
ReplyDeleteGood Luck with the colonoscopy, I wish mine was tomorrow too. Just think Ryan, two brothers, two colonoscopies on one day. Awesome story to tell the grandchildren. Also even though I am a front running met fan, tell Danilo the stud to keep watching. They definitely need him. Jose Reyes has to be the biggest idiot in baseball!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the colon man. As for the mets, they suck just like the yankees.
ReplyDeleteGood luck, Godfather, sir.
ReplyDeleteMay your future bring you no bad news and a pair of awesome shoes.
Hee. That rhymed. I rock.