Friday, August 28, 2009

Here's your breakfast son.... With a side of Acid.

So as kids we all watched some pretty cool cartoons right?

Ghost Busters
G.I. Joe
Disney Movies of course and....
Bobby's World (yeah! Bobby's World was FRESH!)

As a kid my mother worked in a video store so i had access to watch any cartoons my little heart desired. Naturally, being a twisted little man, i selected some (should be) classics such as these below (trust me. take 5 minutes and watch some bits of these):

1. Droopy

I enjoyed Droopy so much he made me forget about the fact that i didn't have a real dog. Droopy the dog is my inspiration for feeling like a completely depressed loser some days. THANKS DROOPY! and THANKS MOM!

2. The Fantasic Adventures of Unico.

Yes i watched this film in its entirety constantly. I beg you to please watch it before allowing your kids to be totally frightened by the final quarter of this film. One of the greatest films ever made.

3. Super Ted

Spotty man? Cosmic Dust? Magic Cloud? A frikkin bear that rips off his soft cuddly fur to reveal a super hero costume with.....MORE SOFT CUDDLY FUR UNDERNEATH IT!! What?

Thanks for wasting some time with me. Cartoon nowadays just don't get it. We don't want to learn when we watch cartoons as kids!!! We want to be influenced to drink and do drugs.


Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Purple Haze ..... All Around.

Since July 8th I have unfortunately been missing in action. Was i on a twisted drug binge? Nope. Was a serious bout with illness the cause? Nope. Was I having premarital relations with a plethora of swell looking German Femme Fatales? Absolutely not. I was just being downright lazy.

It's not as if I haven't done anything in this time. As a matter of fact its quite the contrary.

1. Had a huge blowout with my parents. (no worries. we're cool)

2. Went to Buffalo for preseason football. This served as an amazing warm up to the regular season. I also got to see some friends from college.

3. Went to Saratoga Raceway to visit some other college friends. This one ended with me being brought home in a Cop Car. What a nice female officer.

4. Went to visit a friend in Jersey. Had an excellent time. May have drank too many beers one night which could of caused a setback in my brain recovery program. Inglorious Basterds was a super solid flick. (no i wasn't hammered for the film)

5. I almost got myself into a relationship. I let that one figure itself out in my normal fashion. Ignore the situation completely when i didn't know what to do.

That's just a few of many things that have gone down in the time away from blogging. Anyway i am back now I think, for a little while anyways, ready to share the constant strangeness that is my life of daggers.