Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Fact: Humans are Terrible.

The other day I was at my brothers (as i normally am to enjoy a free meal with him and his family) and my Sister in Law asks me to name ONE pet peeve. I couldn't do it. I felt too much pressure and said that i would come back at a later date with a long list of things i hate about other humans. So i was reading her blog this morning and it inspired me to take a 10 minute break from work and take care of business.

My Pet Peeves: in no particular order.

1. When people slurp fruit loud (my brother and his watermelon eating would be an example lol)

2. When people complain out loud in a doctors office or traffic jam about how ridiculous sitting idol is. (Where is the fire lady? We are all waiting and that person is most certainly not more important then me.)

3. Women blaming "crankyness" on period (It's not an excuse to be a total bitch....end of story)

4. Toll people who refuse to say "hello" or "your welcome." (No one is making you sit in a booth all day collecting change. i am actually doing YOU a favor by not getting e-z pass. Would you rather we all do that and you be unemployed? yeah i thought so.)

5. That Dude in the bar who spent an hour getting ready and refuses to smile or have fun (Hey buddy my guess is you worked or went to class all week, stop being a total toolbag and let loose, you deserve it bud. Also....you see this? yeah it's called having fun and not giving a shit what anyone thinks. (A.) you're a loser (B.) I'm having more fun then you. (C.) When you wake up in the morning, make sure to tell your friends and family how you........did absolutely nothing different or exciting this weekend than last weekend....interesting.)

6. Miley Cyrus (Your voice is annoying....and honestly....you're ugly)

7. People with food stuck in teeth. (listen, not saying your teeth have to be super white, just make sure you ask your compatriot standing next to you if you still got some broccoli wedged somewhere between your chompers.)

I think that should get you all started on commenting. I'm sure i have many others and i fully intend on venting about those also when they come to me.

If i have described you in any of these confessions.....I'm sorry....actually no I'm not....Dagger!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Back From The Dead.

Hello all! So things have been a little nutty in my life the last couple weeks. Work has caused much stress and the weekends have brought upon only small quantities of sleep. Combine these two things and you will clearly see that I have failed to entertain you with stories of Daggers and Good times on my blog.

2 weekends ago I went to see NIN and Janes Addiction down in NJ. I have been to many concerts in my day so saying this was the best show I've ever seen clearly daggers the likes of:

Billy Joel
Elton John
Bruce Springsteen
Eric Clapton
Motley Crue
System of a down
Fall out Boy
and a wide array of other bands of less than or equal to status.

But it was indeed the best show. Maybe it was the beers? Maybe it was the fact that i wasn't crowded cause on either side of me and my friend we had a couple cute small chicks? Maybe it was just the fact that Trent Reznor seemed to pull his setlist from my brain? Pretty much every song i wanted to hear got played. Heres a couple clips from the NIN part of the show.

What was even more amazing was the fact that Janes Addiction played next and Dave Navarro Absolutely melted my face to nothing but a fine messy paste. Throw in the fact that Perry Ferrel is the most entertaining front man i've seen in a while and you have this below:

All in all it was an amazing show and i felt the need to share this with you. Thanks for wasting some time with me!

I'll be back with more soon.