When is he gonna cry for trent??? C'mon TO! WHERE IS THE PASSION!!!??

Enough said....

Daily Dagger - Tuesday september 15th 2009

I'm a Bills Fan. I'm less than thrilled. Watch the clip below and feel my dag variety of pain.





Clearly i have nothing else to blog about.

Here's your breakfast son.... With a side of Acid.

So as kids we all watched some pretty cool cartoons right?

TMNT
Ghost Busters
HE MAN
G.I. Joe
Transformers
Disney Movies of course and....
Bobby's World (yeah! Bobby's World was FRESH!)

As a kid my mother worked in a video store so i had access to watch any cartoons my little heart desired. Naturally, being a twisted little man, i selected some (should be) classics such as these below (trust me. take 5 minutes and watch some bits of these):

1. Droopy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q84oP5JilU&feature=related

I enjoyed Droopy so much he made me forget about the fact that i didn't have a real dog. Droopy the dog is my inspiration for feeling like a completely depressed loser some days. THANKS DROOPY! and THANKS MOM!



2. The Fantasic Adventures of Unico.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U8XW-OhDHA&feature=related

Yes i watched this film in its entirety constantly. I beg you to please watch it before allowing your kids to be totally frightened by the final quarter of this film. One of the greatest films ever made.

3. Super Ted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZg74STOfig

Spotty man? Cosmic Dust? Magic Cloud? A frikkin bear that rips off his soft cuddly fur to reveal a super hero costume with.....MORE SOFT CUDDLY FUR UNDERNEATH IT!! What?



Thanks for wasting some time with me. Cartoon nowadays just don't get it. We don't want to learn when we watch cartoons as kids!!! We want to be influenced to drink and do drugs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzJGckMYO4


I DO NOT PROMOTE UNDERAGE DRINKING AND DRUG USE! THANK YOU.

Purple Haze ..... All Around.

Since July 8th I have unfortunately been missing in action. Was i on a twisted drug binge? Nope. Was a serious bout with illness the cause? Nope. Was I having premarital relations with a plethora of swell looking German Femme Fatales? Absolutely not. I was just being downright lazy.

It's not as if I haven't done anything in this time. As a matter of fact its quite the contrary.

1. Had a huge blowout with my parents. (no worries. we're cool)

2. Went to Buffalo for preseason football. This served as an amazing warm up to the regular season. I also got to see some friends from college.

3. Went to Saratoga Raceway to visit some other college friends. This one ended with me being brought home in a Cop Car. What a nice female officer.

4. Went to visit a friend in Jersey. Had an excellent time. May have drank too many beers one night which could of caused a setback in my brain recovery program. Inglorious Basterds was a super solid flick. (no i wasn't hammered for the film)

5. I almost got myself into a relationship. I let that one figure itself out in my normal fashion. Ignore the situation completely when i didn't know what to do.

That's just a few of many things that have gone down in the time away from blogging. Anyway i am back now I think, for a little while anyways, ready to share the constant strangeness that is my life of daggers.

More than meets the Eye!

Last Friday i went to go see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen with a group of friends.

After reading terrible reviews and hearing mostly tales of disgust for the film, I wasn't expecting much. I was actually hoping it was terrible so I could bash my friend (the Polish one) for once again saying he enjoyed a crappy movie.

Instead I was pleasently surprised when i started to laugh out loud and clap at some of the most ridiculous things my eyes have ever witnessed. The movie of course plays as a 2.5 hour, super expensive, commercial for GM vehicles which kind of annoys me but it is what it is.

Tyrese Gibson in one of his many classic lines says "We shed Blood, Sweat, and Precious Metals Together." I laughed uncontrollably and from this point forward i completely shut my brain off and prepared myself for the remainder of what would surely be a comic feast of the senses.

Honestly I'm not sure what critics expected from a Transformers movie but I personally got exactly what I went for. The special effects were second to none, the women were beautiful, and my candy tasted awesome. The only thing a movie HAS to do is entertain the people who spend a few bucks to go see it. Nothing more, nothing less. Would i put it in my top 10 movies of all time? Absolutely not. Not even close. Would i watch it every single time i flipped to it half way through on FX. You Betcha!

Turn off your Brain, turn on your eyes and ears, and enjoy it for what it is.

Fact: Humans are Terrible.

The other day I was at my brothers (as i normally am to enjoy a free meal with him and his family) and my Sister in Law asks me to name ONE pet peeve. I couldn't do it. I felt too much pressure and said that i would come back at a later date with a long list of things i hate about other humans. So i was reading her blog this morning and it inspired me to take a 10 minute break from work and take care of business.

My Pet Peeves: in no particular order.

1. When people slurp fruit loud (my brother and his watermelon eating would be an example lol)

2. When people complain out loud in a doctors office or traffic jam about how ridiculous sitting idol is. (Where is the fire lady? We are all waiting and that person is most certainly not more important then me.)

3. Women blaming "crankyness" on period (It's not an excuse to be a total bitch....end of story)

4. Toll people who refuse to say "hello" or "your welcome." (No one is making you sit in a booth all day collecting change. i am actually doing YOU a favor by not getting e-z pass. Would you rather we all do that and you be unemployed? yeah i thought so.)

5. That Dude in the bar who spent an hour getting ready and refuses to smile or have fun (Hey buddy my guess is you worked or went to class all week, stop being a total toolbag and let loose, you deserve it bud. Also....you see this? yeah it's called having fun and not giving a shit what anyone thinks. (A.) you're a loser (B.) I'm having more fun then you. (C.) When you wake up in the morning, make sure to tell your friends and family how you........did absolutely nothing different or exciting this weekend than last weekend....interesting.)

6. Miley Cyrus (Your voice is annoying....and honestly....you're ugly)

7. People with food stuck in teeth. (listen, not saying your teeth have to be super white, just make sure you ask your compatriot standing next to you if you still got some broccoli wedged somewhere between your chompers.)

I think that should get you all started on commenting. I'm sure i have many others and i fully intend on venting about those also when they come to me.

If i have described you in any of these confessions.....I'm sorry....actually no I'm not....Dagger!